Unfinished jokes

Get ready for the answers... soon in class!


  • Why won’t the elephant use the computer?….
  • Which are the stronger days of the week?…
  • Which runs faster, hot or cold?
  • What did the math book tell the pencil?….
  • Where can you find an ocean without water?….
  • Why do fish swim in salt water?….
  • What is a robot’s favorite snack?….
  • How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?…
  • Why did the computer go to the doctors?…
  • Why did the man throw a clock out the window?…
  • Where do cows go on dates?…
  • What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?….
  • How can you tell the ocean is friendly?…
  • What has  wheels and flies?…
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?…
  • What kind of witch likes the beach? …  
  • What letters are not in the alphabet?…
  • Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?…
  • What room is a dead man most afraid of?…
  • What did one wall say to the other?…
  • Why do birds fly south in the winter?…
  • Why is six afraid of seven?…

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