Unfinished jokes

Get ready for the answers... soon in class!


  • Why wont the elephant use the computer?.
  • Which are the stronger days of the week?
  • Which runs faster, hot or cold?
  • What did the math book tell the pencil?.
  • Where can you find an ocean without water?.
  • Why do fish swim in salt water?.
  • What is a robots favorite snack?.
  • How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?
  • Why did the computer go to the doctors?
  • Why did the man throw a clock out the window?
  • Where do cows go on dates?
  • What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?.
  • How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
  • What has  wheels and flies?
  • Why didnt the skeleton go to the party?
  • What kind of witch likes the beach?  
  • What letters are not in the alphabet?
  • Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
  • What room is a dead man most afraid of?
  • What did one wall say to the other?
  • Why do birds fly south in the winter?
  • Why is six afraid of seven?

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